3 bands not to have perform at your wedding
Posted by Sarah on 09 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: Wedding Gowns |
So your getting married, you’ve got the perfect castle hotel to host it, and best castle hotel accommodation to go to afterwards the dresses she wanted so all the brides maids match and everythings going great, just one problem -no-ones booked a wedding band -uh oh!
For your amusement -alist of bands that you should approach with caution about hiring to play your big day.
- ROCK -An Iron maiden tribute band -now i love Iron maiden, and if you do as well, by all means, try booking a maiden tribute act (or the real Iron Maiden, if your Bruce Dickinson’s third cousin twice removed’s brother uncles great aunt). There are hundreds of great Maiden tribute acts from HI-ON maiden (get it?) and all the female group the Iron Maidens- but the bride will cry her eyes out when they dedicated the song ‘run to the hills’ to the groom. You may be amused, your guest may even laugh- but i can guarantee she wont find it funny and thinking of divorce as soon as she gotten married.
Other nominations could include:
Motley crue, the Rolling stones, Motorhead, Nile (though that would be quite cool).
- INDIE -Coldplay. The happiest day of your brides life -and Chris Martin turns up to depress everyone before the celebration has really even begun? Maybe the question should be ‘what does this man have left to be depressed about?Because fronting a successful band, marrying an pretty actress and having millions in the bank must clearly be as depressing as it looks? You basically can guarantee that dance floors gonna be empty.
Other nominations could include:
Radiohead, Keane, U2.
- RAP -50 cent- now ‘fiddy’ (to his friends) has been shot nine times -and he’ll never let us forget. He’s gonna be very lucky on the night if no-one tries to make the tenth time a charm if he keeps repeating it. Also his entourage is guaranteed to include a collection of djs, a crew of other rappers, dancing girls and a selection of very nice cars, so hes not gonna be cheap and i dont think the families are even going to get alook in when it comes to the food, drink or seats. Plus hes wearing some very well tailored suites nowadays- he’s gonna show you up, and possible your bride -depending on how much ‘bling’ is coming to the party.
Other nominations could include:
Snoop Dogg, X-hibit, Vanilla Ice.
